PEOPLE ARE CRAP.

My Papa gave me a £200 gift card (at least four centuries ago) to spend at Harrod's and I just felt like going yesterday (It's so absolutely crap they do open on Sunday) So we spent the whole day trying on and on loads and loads of stupid shitty clothing. I'm not gonna write everything we did down but would you get used to the idea of what I mean if I say we were two looooong loooong looooong hours choosing a skirt? Alrighty then.

We got the unbelievable amount of  £160 and went to pay. The smiley shop assistant (She was butt ugly) finally went "Here you are" gave me the rubbish bag (I'm not being sarcastic or anything else it's just they do look like rubbish bags) and went on "Oh, ma'am I'm afraid you can't break this gift card up! You must spend it in one go but just...er...wait a minute, hang on there please..." and she left us waiting for what it seemed to me...half an hour. Then she came back just to tell us "Well, I've asked if you can break it up and I'm sorry but it's not possible ma'am"

Crikey! So? So???

She even dared to put her lovely finger on the sore spot and went "You have to buy something £40 worth" and then Claire sang "Because I'm worth it" I was angry but not enough to have a laugh. Well...it was a fifty minutes laugh indeed.

Oh God bugger it!

When I was about to commit suicide the ma'am went "Gor' blimey! (I swear) just buy a CD or something!" Righty. On top of that shitty way to organize things she was rushing me. I was really fed up so I lent Claire the rest of the money and went for a coffee.
By the way she said "Gor' blimey!" I bet she thought we were in 18th century and she was a lady in a tight spot and so on...
Claire told me she (the shop assistant not Claire) was out to lunch. I wonder if we had had to talk to her on a Shakespeare way. I mean something like "I payeeth ye with me gift card Missee".

Anyway Papa the next time you want me to buy some clothing please give me the money and I would be pleased to spend it all at Camdem's. You know...er...those expensive...er... department stores...

See you palz! =)